Expansion on the Joe Champion Method

This is a long term method, so it isn't for the impatient, but if you can make beer, you can make gold much easier.

Begin with some form of silver stock, either colloidal silver or silver coin or silver shot, etc. Add this to a container of distilled water. Add a few cups of sugar. Heat until all of the sugar is dissolved. Allow to cool to 70F. Add bread machine yeast. Cover. Ferment at 80F until vinegar is formed. Add the dissolved silver/gold biotic to your water softener. Wait until gold precipitates.

Remote Viewing Goldmaking, Channeling God, Coffeemaker Hack

Consider this my ultimate contribution to the field of alchemical research.

A short but concise remote viewing session revealed that adding copper or silver to a container of urine, letting it dissolve, heating it to remove the ammonia, will allow the gold to coagulate anaerobically. Now it said 250F for 90 minutes, but as you are probably aware, bringing water to a boil sterilizes it. We want our coagulation microbes intact, so we're gonna keep it below boiling.

A brief channeling reveals that the ammonia indeed is inhibiting the coagulation of gold, that is the big secret!

Since the optimal process to remove ammonia from urine is to transfer it through heating at sub-boiling temperatures from one chamber to another, collecting it but doing so in this case in open air since we don't wish to save the ammonia, we have a magical device designed to do just this, Mr. Coffee!

Good luck and God bless!