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Book Review - The Book of Aquarius: Alchemy and the Philosopher's Stone by Anonymous - Second Edition

First, and most importantly, go obtain a free copy of this book. It is in the public domain, so it may be downloaded and printed free of charge. If you don't want to go to the expenditure of printing it, take the avenue I suggest and obtain a copy from a publisher for a nominal fee online. The record of this book is contained in the internet archives: https://archive.org/details/TheBookofAquarius The reason I suggest printing out a copy is that our computers are fragile, and if there ever were a catastrophe like nuclear war or an EMP, you would want to have a paper copy in your collection. In fact, if you love it, why not share that love and get it as a gift for your family and friends?


The Book of Aquarius: Alchemy and the Philosopher's Stone - Second Edition
Author: Anonymous
Date: July 29, 2011
Publisher: Forgotten Books
270 pages

This book was written by an anonymous author claiming to have discovered the true method of producing the philosopher's stone in ancient alchemical texts. The author emailed it to Forgotten Books and they set up a website where it was publicly distributed and an online forum was briefly held, supposedly operated by the author. I was lucky enough to get a chance to see this forum while it was briefly open.

The author begins by referencing ancient alchemical texts, and though rather informal and direct in his/her writing style, there are plenty of flowery, shadowy quotes from those references. The symbolism is not encountered as much, nor is the systematic approach popularized in today's new age religious texts adapted from the mystery schools. This book is a direct instruction of how to produce the stone, sans theology. The sources, though some originating from theological sources, are mostly from ancient alchemists themselves or other true philosophers and chemists. The quotes are not second or third hand, but directly from the alchemists' writings.

The powers of the stone are briefly explored. The biological effects are more valuable than the mineral effects, according to the author. These include bestowing immortality, raising the dead, perfecting the body, growing bodies outside of the womb, and hybridizing animals. They also include mineralogical feats such as perfecting metals, growing gold, and producing precious gems. Other uses include the mysterious everburning lamps.

The secret ingredient of the stone's composition is revealed. It is said to be urine. This is supported by numerous quotes. This is known as the Paracelsusian method. Details are given on the laboratory setup and process unto developing the stone.

The one thing I am most turned-off by is that the process is said to take 5-8 years to complete. I am unsure if this is merely a joke, some way the author coded his/her work, or if this is truly an incompetent method. I can imagine that it would be possible to produce the stone in less time. As the author notes, even he/she has not produced the stone yet. Was this included for his/her protection?

Finally, the various lives of famous alchemists are explored, as are various topics related to alchemy. It even includes a reference of a UFO alien encounter that reveals human like creatures of ancient age found to be in perfect youth.

A list of references of public domain books and instructions on how to access them are included.

The Fountain of Youth, The Holy Grail, The Ouroboros Snake - What Does This Symbolism Mean?

Are you still searching for The Fountain of Youth? I can give you a hint, look down. It resides within every one of us. The springs that bring everlasting life are intricately related to the Holy Grail and the Ouroboros Snake in both symbolism, origin, and what they ultimately represent. These are the world's oldest jokes. If you don't want it spoiled for you, and you want to search forever in vain, read no further.

Imagine a potion created by nature that contains stem cells, growth hormones, antibodies, and a perfect mixture of most of the known biological elements that are necessary for human biological function. Now what If I told you that you could go out and find this in a spring of two rivers, or conversely, from the captured blood of a perfect human, or even more so, by performing magick so powerful it would render you immortal.

You probably just flushed away your last dose of this potion this morning after you woke up.

The sad truth is that the human body is not designed to hold on to all of the products it produces for normal biological function at any one time. To do so would result in death. There is however a hack that has been discovered by those in the know. That is to use the urine as a supplement and allowing the body to feedback loop as it does in the womb during fetal development.

The two rivers that form the cradle of humanity, spoken of as the Tigris and the Euphrates in the Bible are none other than the ureters that lead from the kidneys to the bladder. The grail that captures the blood of Christ is literally the bladder. I know this might piss off a few churchgoers who take this literally, but there is good reason to believe that an actual Jesus did exist, don't get me wrong. We then find that The Fountain of Youth is actually one's own spring or one's own "living waters". The final piece of the puzzle is the ancient Ouroboros, which literally instructs one to drink from the serpent's tail!

The results are eye-opening. Initially the colon is cleansed upon ingestion due to the high salt content purging the body of toxins. The third-eye chakra is opened as the pineal gland is decalcified. The body and the mind are energized, despite the off taste of the substance that some compare to old citrus. The glow of the skin is restored when urine is added to bath waters and massaged into the epidermis. This also has the ability to heal surface wounds with minimal scaring at a rapid rate.   

A small warning should be included that some medications pass out of the urine, and a doctor should probably be consulted in such a case.

I highly suggest watching this Youtube video on the subject of Urotherapy:

Good luck and God bless!

Elias The Artist on the Alchemical Mercuries

First I would like to open with a poem:

Alchemist: Master of Metallic Generation

Collect the dew at Golden Dawn,
Ferment with metal of might and Brawn,
Seal in container Hermetically Tight.
Set in a windowsill exposed to light.
As the Sun travels throughout the day,
the sprites of the mercury begin to play.
When the fires of the distillery begin to burn.
A sum a day the philosopher will earn.

Theory of the Great Work

I write with great industry and shall not disguise my intent nor try to deceive, for the age that has come, that of Aquarius, is one in which humanity is ready to receive this work openly. Evil already possesses this technology, and the poor deserve it more than ever. It is nature's abundance, and we all deserve access to it. Now let us go forth into a golden age!

It has been my discovery, that sugar is likened to the salts of the blood. Both sustain the kingdoms of nature in their entirety by providing all known elements needed for biological function. As animals have progressed from the sea, which originally provided all elemental nourishment, this was recreated in the blood system and is accessible through the urinary by-products. For plants, the saps provide all tissue nourishment on a similar level, however mainly carbohydrate in nature as opposed to protein in nature, accessible through sugar extracts. What is unique about these fluids is that they are de-differentiated like human stem cells. Meaning they do not serve one particular elemental function, but rather contain an indeterminable slurry of elements that can be considered un-formed, or de-materialized if you will. This is the hallmark of the sought after ORMUS materials or M-State matter that literally has not stabilized in our reality yet. However, these materials are locked into crystalline matrices that keep these ephemeral atoms stable.

Channeling Session: God on Alchemy - Growing Gold 2

Channeling by Michael Ellis AKA Elias the Artist

5/29/2015 12:57PM

Target Entity: God

Query: How do I Grow Gold W/out Using Urine?

Me: People are getting weirded out by all of my talk about urine. Is there a way to grow gold without using it as the starter culture?

God: You're not going to like this. You have to melt the gold.

Me: Dissolve the gold/silver/metal into a colloid? (electrolysis)

God: EXACTLY! Do you want to go write this down?

Me: So is this how my culture in sugar water and yeast works?

God: No, the yeast does the work, the Silver isn't the source of the gold. [Joe Champion Method]

Me: Is that why my second batch didn't work out?

God: Yes, you didn't let the yeast work long enough. They dissolve the silver into gold.

Me: Will yeast do anything interesting with copper?

God: You're not going to like this. They don't like copper at all. It destroys them.

Me: Will any other substances work, like fruit juices or tree sap?

God: Only the oldest oaks. [I was thinking about this yesterday] Just kidding. Any tree juice will work. Any fruit juice I mean. See I make mistakes, too. Don't pick your scabs. You're gonna want to write that down. It causes scars. You can use blood, too.

Me: Okay. So once I have gold grown from yeast, can I then put copper in and transmute it into gold from the gold?

God: Only if you want to kill the yeast. The gold contains the microbes that grow gold, though.

Me: So it would be better to use something that the yeast can feast on or live in, to be friendly to them?

God: That would be responsible and kind to them. You aren't a good person if you kill your workers off.

Me: Thank you for this information.

God: You bet. Use it responsibly or don't use it at all.

End Session 1:33PM

Channeling Session: God on Alchemy - Growing Gold

Channeling Session: Michael Ellis AKA Elias The Artist

9:27 PM 5/26/2015

Channeled Entity: God

Query: How do I grow gold?

God: As I told you before, it is in the sailor seamen.

Me: Their urine?

God[z]: I like that name, use that. Yes, it's in their salt. I call it their bread for a number of reasons. First is that yeast grows in it. Second is that it's in The Bible. It's what humans understand. The fishermen have a certain bacterium that produce the properties that transmute metals into gold. We talked about this earlier.

Me: Yes, the diet rich in fish.

God: Correct. I can see you changed it back. Don't be afraid to change things. Nothing is static in this universe. Anyways, like I was saying, the dick is a powerful tool. Women have them too, I can tell you are concerned about that, questioning it. Don't be afraid to. I'm just speaking in parables.

Me: The goddess?

God: You'll have to ask my secretary.

Me: Can you reiterate what these bacterium behave like?

God: Of course! They reproduce at 200 degrees on the Fahrenheit scale. [active 200-226F] It takes about 60 days for them to incubate. They transmute metals at about 60 cm square per hour when they're hungry. You have to feed them urine.

Me: Will any other media work?

God: Alcohol. Lots of it, they love that stuff.

Me: Acids?

God: Heavens no, that forbids it. Though they do enjoy toxins.

Me: Will they use petroleum?

God: Only if you boil it.

Me: I'm assuming from my experiments that copper will work as a starter metal, is that true?

God: Any metal. I can tell you that salts will work too. Anything that you classify on your periodic table of the elements.

Me: Rumor has it that this is how currency of gold and silver originated, is this true?

God: The entire universe uses it. This is the system of all money.

Me: Is there anything else that is important for people to know?

God: Yes, they have to keep it sealed in an airtight container, don't you remember that? I thought I told you that?

Me: Yes, I almost forgot to mention it. Anything else?

God: Don't forget to plan ahead, the alignment of the planets can affect the success of your experiments. Also don't forget to pray, intent is a powerful factor, and these linkages will have a powerful effect on you as you go about your life.

Me: Yes, I can attest to this. I recall my experiments, even when I used metal solutions that had no personal connection to me, the spiritual effects were intense. I think they even affected my neighbors.

God: Don't be so certain. People have their own problems to work through. This is why I want you to share this with the world. We can only make it a better place.

Me: Thank you for this information.

God: Use it wisely or don't use it at all.

End Session – 10:11 PM